About

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People say I'm funny. I can neither confirm or deny this, so I'll just say I like to laugh a lot—possibly at my own jokes.

I think I'm a really good storyteller, but only if you like the kind of stories that include details. And when I say details, I mean d-e-t-a-i-l-s. I like to give weather reports, outfit descriptions, accurate height, hair and eye color...you see where I'm going with this, right? A story someone else could tell in five minutes, could take me 30, and that's only if I don't include the sound effects.

Things that make me happy? Heart-shaped objects, adventures overseas, finding the last amazing something (top, bag, jacket, shoes) in a sea of ugly-everything, personalized jewelry, breakfast food, and last but certainly not least, PIZZA.